15 Things Celebrities should do in 2015

1. Ariana Grande

ariana grande

Prove to us that you are not 12 years old.

2. Kim Kardashian

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Kry more, we miss pre-Kimye meltdowns.

3. Justin Bieber

justin bieber

Accidentally get lost on SpaceX’s newest spaceship.

4. Taylor Swift

taylor swift

Eat a sandwich, like everyday.

5. Scott Disick

khloe scott love 

Admit that you and Khloé have a thing. The Lord and his Lady??

6. Bill Cosby

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Just stop.  Creeeeeepy.

7. Paula Deen

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Convince someone that you are not a money-hungry hypocrite.

8. Miley Cyrus

miley cyrus

Lay off the Molly, will you?

9. Kylie Jenner

kylie jenner

Normal transformation or major lip injections? Tell us the truth!!

10.  Beyoncé

beyonce

Photoshop more thigh gaps on your Instagram. Totally believable.

11. Robin Thicke

Write another song with Pharrell while you are high and drunk. Regardless of who plagiarized, “Blurred Lines” was awesome.

12. Iggy Azalea

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Shut your “Fancy” ass up.

13. Jennifer Lawrence.

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Invest in a Polaroid camera to take your nude selfies.

14. Teresa Giudice

teresa

Read your sketchy husband’s contracts before you sign them.

15. Brandi Glanville

brandi glanville

Try to not get soooo #drunk that you can’t tweet. #drunkuncle #status

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