1. Ariana Grande
Prove to us that you are not 12 years old.
2. Kim Kardashian
Kry more, we miss pre-Kimye meltdowns.
3. Justin Bieber
Accidentally get lost on SpaceX’s newest spaceship.
4. Taylor Swift
Eat a sandwich, like everyday.
5. Scott Disick
Admit that you and Khloé have a thing. The Lord and his Lady??
6. Bill Cosby
Just stop. Creeeeeepy.
7. Paula Deen
Convince someone that you are not a money-hungry hypocrite.
8. Miley Cyrus
Lay off the Molly, will you?
9. Kylie Jenner
Normal transformation or major lip injections? Tell us the truth!!
Photoshop more thigh gaps on your Instagram. Totally believable.
11. Robin Thicke
Write another song with Pharrell while you are high and drunk. Regardless of who plagiarized, “Blurred Lines” was awesome.
12. Iggy Azalea
Shut your “Fancy” ass up.
13. Jennifer Lawrence.
Invest in a Polaroid camera to take your nude selfies.
14. Teresa Giudice
Read your sketchy husband’s contracts before you sign them.
15. Brandi Glanville
Try to not get soooo #drunk that you can’t tweet. #drunkuncle #status