I’m 28 and I want to¬†change my attitude on life.


Less crying…more smiling.



No more feeling lost…more adventuring and dreaming.


1st dream….living off grid.

Whether it’s a tiny house.




A trailer….

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Or boat….



2nd dream….

Being emotionally stable.


Comfortable in my own skin.


And chill.


Here’s to getting there!!! And dreaming of a simple life.

(And hopefully not doing this.)


Ladies, if you haven’t already…

Switch to the Diva Cup!!!

Just finished my first cycle & wish I switched sooner.

Taking it out is almost alien-like at first, but you’ll learn to love it.

 Go slow and always BEND the diva cup.

Like bend and snap that thing in and out and dump all of that “period blood, period blood” (chime in Period sex song from Crazy Ex Girlfriend). ūüĒä

Here are 10 reasons you need to ditch the bleached sticks ASAP

  1. Better for the environment, man..No trash
  2. No need to buy tampons at Costco, one time cost of $30. Or hit the cheapskates jackpot like me, and find one for $10 in Walmart’s clearance section. ūüĒ•ūüĒ•ūüĒ•
  3. Less pain. Tampons can really hurt sometimes. You don’t even feel the diva cup in there!! It’s crazy but true.
  4. Cool factor. Like I lost that much blood. That’s what it looks like?!?
  5. Cost again. Like seriously how is this free and perfectly functionable?!?
  6. No wet string to deal with after you pee. Or god forbid accidentally get #2 on.
  7. Feels safe. No way that bleached, highly absorbant tampon is healthy. It sucks out too much moisture.. TBH
  8. You can keep it in for 12 hours?!? Take that you dirty old tampon. 
  9. No odor. No air contact between your blood & air = no stink. Tampons and pads are disgusting now looking back.
  10. No leaks (so far… don’t take me to the grave on that one)

Then you get to boil the whole memory of your period away every month when you sterilize it. Seriously, it’s rewarding and you deserve it.

This Cup will make you view your period from a whole different wavelength.

Gone are the days of having to make last minute scrambles to get ridiculously overcharged for tampons. And of course the dreaded TSS.

Save yourself $$$ and misery…Get the Diva Cup!!!

6 reasons living on the Cape is underrated

EVERYONE loves to give me shit. ¬†“What are you doing there???”…”why are you living on the Cape?”… “you need to move.” ¬†blah blah bleh. I could go on for hours about the constant¬†bitching and unwarranted advice.. oh yeah, did I mention¬†this ONE “why aren’t you working in the oceanography field?”

Well guess what you BETCHES

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And sometimes you end up on a gigantic sand bar





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Seriously like this place sucks…



Now I see why everyone says MOVE..



Here are 6 legit reasons living YEAR-ROUND on the Cape does not suck:


1. We live where you vacation


Didn’t the guidos in Jersey Shore invent this phrase?¬†LIVE BY IT.


2. The temperate climate

Because the Cape is surrounded by ocean, the climate is significantly more moderate on the Cape. Remember reading about the urban heat island in geography class? That shit is real!!

Boston: 85¬įF ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†Cape Cod: 68¬įF

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3.  The ocean


Feel stressed out or just want to relax? Walk the beach. Plus having it all to yourself in the off-season is not too shabby.


4. The architecture


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Cape Cod style homes are all the rage. When I lived in LA, I couldn’t walk 5 feet in Brentwood without seeing one. Which leads me to…..is there anything better than a quaint Cape Cod style home???? HOLD HERE…I’ll wait.



5. Cranberries

Bogs are EVERYWHERE! Watch these nutrient packed “craneberries” grow all summer, come falltime, witness the magic that is harvest, and¬†when the bogs are flooded in the winter, enjoy an¬†outdoor skating rink (if global warming would chill the f out)! YES


6. Unlimited nature




Here on the Cape.. it’s all about the outdoors. I mean look at this perfectly free bike path!!



It’s magical.


People like to call year-round Cape Codders townies. I like to call them snobs. Living in one place all year is normal, having multiple properties is not.

Here’s to adopting a new, more realistic mindset. ūüć∑ūüć∑ūüć∑


Like Maggie, this dog.

15 Things Celebrities should do in 2015

1. Ariana Grande

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Prove to us that you are not 12 years old.

2. Kim Kardashian

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Kry more, we miss pre-Kimye meltdowns.

3. Justin Bieber

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Accidentally get lost¬†on SpaceX’s newest spaceship.

4. Taylor Swift

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Eat a sandwich, like everyday.

5. Scott Disick

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Admit that you and Khloé have a thing. The Lord and his Lady??

6. Bill Cosby


Just stop.  Creeeeeepy.

7. Paula Deen


Convince someone that you are not a money-hungry hypocrite.

8. Miley Cyrus

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Lay off the Molly, will you?

9. Kylie Jenner

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Normal transformation or major lip injections? Tell us the truth!!

10.  Beyoncé


Photoshop more thigh gaps on your Instagram. Totally believable.

11. Robin Thicke

Write another song with Pharrell while you are high and drunk. Regardless of who¬†plagiarized,¬†“Blurred Lines” was awesome.

12. Iggy Azalea


Shut your¬†“Fancy” ass up.

13. Jennifer Lawrence.


Invest in a Polaroid camera to take your nude selfies.

14. Teresa Giudice


Read your sketchy husband’s contracts¬†before you sign them.

15. Brandi Glanville

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Try to not get soooo #drunk that you can’t tweet. #drunkuncle #status

5 Videos You Should Watch this Saturday Afternoon

1. Check out¬†“Adrift,” a two year time lapse of the mysteriously seductive¬†San Francisco fog. Simon Christen is a genius.
2. Karl Lagerfeld’s short film “Reincarnation.” Is there anything Cara Delevingne can’t do???¬†
3. Think pollution in your hometown is bad? Be¬†grateful you don’t live in China. All those years of¬†Made in China excess¬†have taken a major toll on the environment, and Chinese environmentalist¬†Wu Lihong¬†got¬†put in¬†jail¬†for speaking up. I’m not talking Monopoly games¬†here, check out the alarming tale.
4. Monarch Butterflies Migration. It is slow to start, but stick with it! The visuals are brilliant. I call the narrator though, so back off.
5. It is time to get cooking…it’s Saturday after all.¬†Here’s something to get you drooling.¬†Cooking with Dog knows what’s up with this Bavarian Cream.¬†How adorable!