Top 17 Shows to Binge RN

There is nothing better than a new TV show to watch.

Well, maybe this….

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So go ahead….get cozy.

Make some delicious food, medicate, and GET AT IT.

1. The Fall   (crime drama) — watch on Netflix or check your local library (LB)

 Seriously delicious drama. And Paul AKA Jamie Dornan (50 Shades) is a dreamy serial killer if that is a thing(?).

2. Top of the Lake   (crime drama) — get at your local LB

Emily Moss (Mad Men) slays the game in this enticing, but seriously odd one. You’ll leave wondering ….Where’s TUI??? And how can I get more

3. A Night Of    (crime drama) — HBO

A remake of BBC’s Criminal Justice (haven’t seen), this mini-series is absolutely addicting. It’s like a tube of pringles…ONCE YOU POP, you CAN’T STOP.

4. Making a Murderer   (crime drama) — Netflix

#freeBrendan  And Dean Strang is kinda all that.

5. Mad Men    (drama) — AMC or Netflix, my LB has it

Jump back in time with this beautifully made drama. Become fascinated with the anti-hero Don, root for Betty & Joan, and secretly adore Pete. Oh Sterling and Peggy. You’ll learn to love them all.

6.  Breaking Bad — (drama)  AMC or Netflix

Walter White. Blue Glass.

7. Better Call Saul — (drama) AMC

For when you need more Breaking Bad….

8. Sopranos — (drama) HBO or local LB

Carmela….your cooking!!!!! Nothing but a classic here. Something about the opening to anything HBO. Comfort..relaxation..zen..all of the above.

9. Gossip Girl — (teen drama) Sidereel? not sure here

Based on the steamy teen book series, this show is fabulous. Especially the wardrobes and Blair Waldorf. Chuck is not a bad *villain?* either.

10. Freaks and Geeks — (cult classic)  local LB

One of Judd Apatow’s first…very underrated. You’ll be shocked with how many now-famous actors and actresses are in this AMAZING series. **Never been afraid of any deviation**

11. Friday Night Lights — (drama)  COMCAST on demand

Coach T you are dreamy!!! Oh Texas… Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

12. Reba — (drama) COMCAST

Brock better get it together someday. Sing it gurlll

 

 

13. Wizards of Waverly Place (teen) — Disney app (watch on apple TV)

One of the best witch/wizard shows since Sabrina the Teenage Witch

14. Curb Your Enthusiasm (comedy) — HBO

Larry David is a comedic genius

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15. Silicon Valley (comedy) — HBO

first season is the BEST so savor it while you can

16. Hello Ladies (comedy) — HBO

Stephen Merchant is my BF

17. Arrested Development (comedy) — Netflix

saved the best for last. the ULTIMATE comfort show. **if you come from an extremely dysfunctional family like me**

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The new Fuller House isn’t bad either if you wanna go that route….

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It’s January and I am officially a loser

Wow I can’t believe what a reliable blogger I am…how scheduled and oh (say it like Drake in Truffle butter), how predictable!!

I’m lame, I know.

For tonight… here are 3 things I am obsessed with:

1. Deforestation in the Amazon

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We are ALL screwed if this keeps up. STOP this shit

2. Ale-truism—

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Drink beer for charity?

Portland says do it. I say generosity =HOTTIE .

Can we do this for cannabis?

3. Epsom Salt Bubble Baths

Is there anything better than a good soak on a cold, dark winter day??

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Well, maybe chicken pot pie….. or THIS

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Get Baked

 

Well, that was embarrassing.

Wanna know something super humiliating?

This morning I thought it was a genius idea to braid my hair.  It looked great when I walked out the door…… but shit hit the fan.

All my layers kept falling out and guess what??? It got EVEN worse during my meeting.

I spent like 10 minutes trying to put the layers back in and I looked like a complete idiot. It was sloppy, nasty, and gross.

WTF is wrong with me?!?!?

I think I need a lobotomy.

15 Things Celebrities should do in 2015

1. Ariana Grande

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Prove to us that you are not 12 years old.

2. Kim Kardashian

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Kry more, we miss pre-Kimye meltdowns.

3. Justin Bieber

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Accidentally get lost on SpaceX’s newest spaceship.

4. Taylor Swift

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Eat a sandwich, like everyday.

5. Scott Disick

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Admit that you and Khloé have a thing. The Lord and his Lady??

6. Bill Cosby

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Just stop.  Creeeeeepy.

7. Paula Deen

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Convince someone that you are not a money-hungry hypocrite.

8. Miley Cyrus

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Lay off the Molly, will you?

9. Kylie Jenner

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Normal transformation or major lip injections? Tell us the truth!!

10.  Beyoncé

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Photoshop more thigh gaps on your Instagram. Totally believable.

11. Robin Thicke

Write another song with Pharrell while you are high and drunk. Regardless of who plagiarized, “Blurred Lines” was awesome.

12. Iggy Azalea

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Shut your “Fancy” ass up.

13. Jennifer Lawrence.

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Invest in a Polaroid camera to take your nude selfies.

14. Teresa Giudice

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Read your sketchy husband’s contracts before you sign them.

15. Brandi Glanville

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Try to not get soooo #drunk that you can’t tweet. #drunkuncle #status

BRIGHT vs. DARK side of industry

Industry powers the modern world. But there are good and bad parts.

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What makes our lives possible? OIL. It fuels our cars, comprises the majority of our cosmetic and cleaning products, and we turn that BLACK GOLD into plastic. We have a sick obsession with plastic. Not only is it the go-to material for packaging and cheap clothes (yeah, your pricey North Face is basically just shredded and woven plastic bottles), but it doesn’t stop there. We even sneak it in our food. Artificial colors are made of WHATTTTT???  

Come and listen to my story
‘Bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer,
Barely kept his family fed.
And then one day
He was shootin’ at some food,
And up through the ground came a-bubblin’ crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. -Beverly Hillbillies

Hate it or love it, but the oil industry is here to stay. Oil is COOL. Check out how this filmmaker found the beauty and impeccable coordination required to get that PETROLEUM to us.

DARK

These days you don’t have to look hard to find signs of pollution.

Today’s problems cannot be solved if we still think the way we thought when we created them- Albert Einstein

China scares me the most. You can’t really blame them though, we are one of the biggest supporters of their industry.